Have you ever looked at a dildo and wished that it was nothing but texture, tip to base? I know that I have, and the moment I saw the Hydrus Water Dragon Dildo, it looked as if my dreams had come true. Looks alone made me fall in love with it as a monster lover. When Uberrime donated it to my birthday giveaway, I also got one to review! Let me tell you, I was excited to test it out!…
Monster fucking has been around for quite some time, but really only now does it have such a spotlight shined upon it in more mainstream media. From erotic romance novels to popular movie titles, one can learn a lot about relationships in the monster fucker genre. I am, by far, not the first blogger to write about it. If you have seen the small batch dildo makers on the market, most of them have at least one or two monster…
With it being October and that means time for some fantasy dildo love! The Night King silicone fantasy dildo is based on the character of the same name from Game of Thrones. A heavily textured toy from one of my favorite indy makers Uberrime! Night King Stats The Night King is a highly textured fantasy dildo. It starts from the top with a tapered phallic head, that moves down into a secondary ridge. Into a highly textured shaft that widens toward the…
Note: This review is based off the old model of the Helios. My Helios arrived shortly after I started the process of getting a major tattoo cover-up on my dominant arm started. Which honestly does make using a dildo somewhat hard. So it sat, waiting for me. I waited patiently to use it. And yet, it seems time continued to try to thwart being able to test it. From sprains to my writs and having to work myself up to…
When it comes to sex toys, there are a lot of big names out there. But I want to take a moment and fawn over some of my favorites who are smaller. The makers who hand-pour each of their toys. Come up with amazing ideas for their dildos! I have had the luck this year of not only reviewing but owning more toys this year made by independent makers. But one stood out to me the most this year. Uberrime…
Many toys have been made as tributes to comic book characters. But none stood out to me quite like Dr. Manhattan made by Uberrime. Dr. Manhattan is a fictional character from the DC comic series The Watchmen; a nuclear physicist who was transformed into one of the most supreme beings IN DC Comics. In the comics he is seen rarely wearing clothes, Dr. Manhattan has blue, silvery colored skin and radiates a blue glow. As an homage to him, this toy…
There are some toys that you find that before you can get them are gone. This was me with the Whipspider Tentacle. A holy grail toy on my baby reviewer list long ago. When they left I was heartbroken, to be honest. No other tentacle seemed like it would do. Then Marco from Uberrime came along and made the Deep Diver. A tribute to a toy we thought lost to the annals of history. Deep Diver Taking the basic design…