This is the review of the Drago and Draken from The Realm! I decided to change it up just a little and have some fun. So enjoy this story review. Finding myself in the woods, my party resting near the river. We had spent the last few weeks hitting up various dungeons. Cleaning up a few things in the river I spotted it. Shining in the light that came through the canopy of trees above me. A sword. The hilt…
Glass toys will always be special to me. The smoothness, the cool touch against the skin, and the crystalline look. They always have such interesting shapes and textures. Though sometimes you just need something simple. The Crystal Pleasure Wand by NS Novelties is that simplicity. Crystal Pleasure Wand The Crystal Pleasure Wand is made of 100% hand-blown, premium Borosilicate glass. Which can be heated or cooled depending on your preference. It comes in at 7 inches in length, 6 inches…
Often get caught in a rut of things that are the same. This can happen a lot when you review so many toys. So this time I stepped out of my comfort zone. A toy that is both realistic and my first that squirts! The Big Shot Squirting Dildo. Big Shot Squirting Dildo Coming in at 8′ inches with 6′ inches being insertable it is not large. Though it is stiff so that it can hold the reservoir and a…
There are some toys that you find that before you can get them are gone. This was me with the Whipspider Tentacle. A holy grail toy on my baby reviewer list long ago. When they left I was heartbroken, to be honest. No other tentacle seemed like it would do. Then Marco from Uberrime came along and made the Deep Diver. A tribute to a toy we thought lost to the annals of history. Deep Diver Taking the basic design…
Sleek, sturdy, and cherry red. These are likely words you would expect me to use talking about a car. Not a dildo. But as I looked at the Ruse Jimmy by Blush as it stuck to my wall, it was all I could think about. Ruse Jimmy The Ruse Jimmy is from the Ruse line by Blush, most of them are much like this one. Coming in a standard red, black, or pink coloring. With a slightly realistic look. The…
As someone who gets off normally through clitoral stimulation. I am always just a little intrigued by new toys in that category. To be honest, I have the toys that I use almost daily for that task. So when SXOhh contacted me to review their Sixty a new toy made in partnership with Nu Sensuelle. I was intrigued. Sixty Sixty as a toy on their site asks you to give them 60 seconds, as in the power in the toy…
The Phoenix from Exotic-Erotics is one of the few toys in my collection that is fantasy based. This one based off, of course, the majestic phoenix. The flaming bird that rises from the ashes once it is reborn in flame. The Phoenix Now, this is not the first toy from Exotic-Erotics I have tried. I am rather fond of their werewolf toy. As for the Phoenix, I do adore it not only for the girth and length which is quite the…
Emojibator is a company known for taking popular emojis and making them into toys. They had been known for things such as the Eggplant, Chili Pepper, and Banana vibrators. With the Chickie, they have branched out into their first USB rechargeable waterproof suction toy. The Chickie Breakdown The Chickie has 8 pulsation settings, but it also has 8 vibration setting so it is almost like getting two kinds of toys in one. The pulsator is hidden under the head of…
I have been pretty open about my kink when it comes to monsters, especially shifters. So when I was contacted by Exotic-Erotics to review a toy, I jumped at getting my hands on the Werewolf from Exotic-Erotics. Having seen reviews of the medium, I thought I could take it. However, I decided instead to start small as this is my first fantasy toy. I got my Werewolf in small with a medium firmness with a custom color. Exotic-Erotics Werewolf Now the…
The Njoy Pure Plug has been a part of my collection of toys for years now. It was actually one of the first toys that I really splurged on for myself. Next, to glass, steel is hands down my favorite material for sex toys. For me, the thing I love is the weight and pressure the material allows. Pure Plug Starting from the bottom up, the Pure Plug’s design is made to fit anyone’s body type. The base is a…