Big Shot Squirting Dildo by Evolved Novelties

Big Shot Squirting Dildo by Evolved Novelties

Often get caught in a rut of things that are the same. This can happen a lot when you review so many toys. So this time I stepped out of my comfort zone. A toy that is both realistic and my first that squirts! The Big Shot Squirting Dildo. Big Shot Squirting Dildo Coming in at 8′ inches with 6′ inches being insertable it is not large. Though it is stiff so that it can hold the reservoir and a…

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The Weight of Worth

The Weight of Worth

CW: Fatphobia, Depression, Body Issues, Avengers: Endgame Spoilers My boyfriend and I sit in the car headed to the theater. We have been seeing Marvel movies together since Captian America: Winter Soldier. He is the Bucky to my Steve. So Endgame was always something we knew was going to be a date night. As I navigate us to the nearest theater we start up a conversation. “Have you been spoiled at all?” I ask, knowing my answer is that I…

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Review: Tantus Flurry O2

Review: Tantus Flurry O2

Often when it comes to toys, I target my clit or g-spot. Once again I am back with a toy that was designed for just that duty and another one from Tantus. So what makes the Flurry O2 perfect for g-spot stimulation? Well, it is a few things! Dual Density Dream First, let us talk about what it is made of! Like all Tantus toys, it is made of 100% Silicone. The Flurry O2 has a firm core and a…

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Ink and Flesh: The Impulse

Ink and Flesh: The Impulse

One could describe me as impulsive. Even more so when it comes to my emotions and my feelings for people. It is something I try often to curb. Though a few times it has gotten the better of me one could say. Sometimes it is moving. Other times it is getting into a relationship. Though, there was this one time. It was a tattoo. I made the fabled choice of getting a tattoo, in the heat of the moment. A…

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Pleasure for All Bodies: Finding Sex Toys That Work For You

Pleasure for All Bodies: Finding Sex Toys That Work For You

In what seems like a sea of sex toys. It can often be hard finding ones that work when your not an able-bodied individual. When you are testing them it can be overwhelming and sometimes even disappointing. Not every toy is made for every body. Not every body can use ever toy. But there are things to look for in your toys. That can make them work easier for your body. Please note, this is just meant to be taken…

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Review: Deep Diver by Uberrime

Review: Deep Diver by Uberrime

There are some toys that you find that before you can get them are gone. This was me with the Whipspider Tentacle. A holy grail toy on my baby reviewer list long ago. When they left I was heartbroken, to be honest. No other tentacle seemed like it would do. Then Marco from Uberrime came along and made the Deep Diver. A tribute to a toy we thought lost to the annals of history. Deep Diver Taking the basic design…

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Review: Ruse Jimmy

Review: Ruse Jimmy

Sleek, sturdy, and cherry red. These are likely words you would expect me to use talking about a car. Not a dildo. But as I looked at the Ruse Jimmy by Blush as it stuck to my wall, it was all I could think about. Ruse Jimmy The Ruse Jimmy is from the Ruse line by Blush, most of them are much like this one. Coming in a standard red, black, or pink coloring. With a slightly realistic look. The…

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Review: Sixty from SXOhh

Review: Sixty from SXOhh

As someone who gets off normally through clitoral stimulation. I am always just a little intrigued by new toys in that category. To be honest, I have the toys that I use almost daily for that task. So when SXOhh contacted me to review their Sixty a new toy made in partnership with Nu Sensuelle. I was intrigued. Sixty Sixty as a toy on their site asks you to give them 60 seconds, as in the power in the toy…

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Review: Phoenix Medium Exotic-Erotics

Review: Phoenix Medium Exotic-Erotics

The Phoenix from Exotic-Erotics is one of the few toys in my collection that is fantasy based. This one based off, of course, the majestic phoenix. The flaming bird that rises from the ashes once it is reborn in flame.  The Phoenix Now, this is not the first toy from Exotic-Erotics I have tried. I am rather fond of their werewolf toy. As for the Phoenix, I do adore it not only for the girth and length which is quite the…

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Polyam Journey: Our House

Polyam Journey: Our House

Our house, it has a crowd There’s always something happening And it’s usually quite loud Our House by Madness When I tell people that I live in a house with seven other people, their eyes normally get wide. “Seven? How do you make it work?” They ask. Even growing up there was six people between my parents, brother, and cousins who came to live with us. This is a chaos that I am no stranger to, and have found I actually…

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