At this point in my time reviewing, I have sampled quite a few fantasy toys: avian, werewolf, and tentacles. But I have never found one of an equine build that even looked for a second like I could wield it, let alone put inside me. Then Trusty Thrusters messaged me. And after seeing their Equinox, I knew I had to give it a shot. Equinox Stats The Equinox made by Trusty Thrusters is a fantasy equine shaped dildo. The design…
Have you ever looked at a dildo and wished that it was nothing but texture, tip to base? I know that I have, and the moment I saw the Hydrus Water Dragon Dildo, it looked as if my dreams had come true. Looks alone made me fall in love with it as a monster lover. When Uberrime donated it to my birthday giveaway, I also got one to review! Let me tell you, I was excited to test it out!…
Winter is still upon us, but I have arrived with a bright and sunny review: The Gender X Sunflower, sent to me by Betty’s Toy Box. This unique double-sided wand vibrator stands out with its bright yellow colour and sleek ridges. So let’s get into it! Gender X Sunflower Stats The Gender X Sunflower is a double-ended mini wand and pinpoint vibrator in the Gender X line by NS Novelties. One side is a textured round head for broad rumble…
This year has been a really great year for toy reviews! I have gotten to check off one of my big blogging goals for the year and review a few great smaller makers. I’ve had some toys go not so well for me, but know that they would be great for other bodies. And of course, I have had those that stick with me through the whole year. It was honestly hard to narrow it down to just the top…
Rabbit vibrators have always been low on my list when it comes to what I want to use for pleasure. However, in recent years, that has changed with the changes that have come to those particular models. Flexibility, lower sounds, and different options for their second arms are all things that have drawn me to try more rabbits. So when Nomi Tang let me know about their newest dual stimulation Flex Bi, I was curious and needed to know more. …
We all know that I love wands; I believe that no matter their size, there is a wand out there for everyone. So I know that someone is going to love this next review as it is the smallest wand I have ever reviewed. Prior to this, the smallest wand I had was the Fairy Baby, which is now discontinued from what I can find. But the Nomi Tang Pocket Wand outdoes that one for sure. Pocket Wand Stats Nomi…
Every so often, I’m asked to review some truly wild things. But today’s review has to be the most unique toy that I have ever had the chance to test and write a review about. This is no ordinary sex toy, especially not with a name like The Slubb. So let’s dive into what has been the most…interesting toy of 2022 for me. Slubb Stats This toy is quite literally a power tool. No, really, the design is that of…
This year I have been really enjoying very simple and easy-to-use dildos. You might think them basic, but not everything needs to be hyper-realistic or overly textured. The Dildoll Fantasia stands out to me because it can glow in the dark. So I was eager to try it when I saw it available on Vibed’s website. Let’s see what it has to offer! Dildoll Fantasia Stats The Fantasia dildo, part of the Dildoll line by Love to Love, is a…
I’ve tried a few dual motor toys in my time reviewing. But a triple motor? That was certainly new and exciting. The Triple Teaser by Evolved Novelties caught my eye when Betty’s Toy Box offered it for review. I am so excited to share more with you all, so let’s dive in! Triple Teaser Stats The Triple Teaser is a silicone vibrator with three separate motors inside that vibrate from base to tip. Its ergonomic design allows you to use…
Welcome to #SexEdPornReview! This time we have CrashPadSeries Episode 344: Maxine Holloway @MaxineHolloway (she/her) and Valentine @VonBettie (she/her) in a very steamy roleplay scene. “Valentine is hungry like the wolf, but Maxine Holloway has a Mothers Day treat for her. After lactating all over Valentine’s face, the MILFy moocow fingerfucks her into orgasm after orgasm. After Maxine rides Valentine’s face (talk about ‘reverse cowgirl!’), Valentine goes down for a mouthful of more than milk. Looks like this dairy-lightful pairing had…